Margaret Cho Rules
On the list of "things I never knew."
Margaret Cho BLOG: "The latest trend in South Korea is getting pubic hair transplants. One would think that it would be the opposite, with salons all over the West serving up specialties like the 'Barely Legal,' in which all hair is removed from the area, designed to replicate the genitalia of an underage girl, as statutory rape seems to be all the rage, the Playboy, which is a very clever strip of hair, like an arrow pointing down to alert you to the point of entry, plus a variety of novelty designs that can be pretty much anything you can make a stencil for, from celebration of holidays (Christmas Tree, Easter Egg, Jack-o-Lantern, Turkey) to one's own initials, various allegiances to sports teams, the @ symbol. you name it, you got it, on your pussy."
Man, I just get my hair cut.