The debate hasn’t started yet but the verdict from the press is already in--the food stinks. The talk of all the reporters is why couldn’t ABC provide a better spread? There is a huge bowl of granola and another of dried prunes and apricots. One reporter approached me with a handful of dried apricots bewailing her fate. “Couldn’t Ted Koppel do better than this?” But at least the chocolate-chip cookies look okay…And if that's not enough, there is a series of posts claiming to be from the dogs of these highly paid journalists.
Remember, kids, these are trained professionals. Don't try this at home.