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Thursday, December 04, 2003
Not breaking ground. Wind, perhaps...
APP.COM - Bush drops in on N.J., touts record, raises $1M :
"Not breaking any ground, Bush highlighted the accomplishments of his administration, saying he had eliminated the terror threat from Afghanistan and weapons of mass destruction from Iraq and ensured that Medicare will remain solvent."
OK, stop laughing out there. Yes, you. Stop it. You still have a family in the US, nicht wahr?

Dear Leader has eliminated the terror threat from Afghanistan. Anyone reporting that al Qaeda and the Taliban have regrouped and operate freely throughout most of the country is clearly in league with the terrorists.

Dear Leader has eliminated weapons of mass destruction from Iraq. What other possible explanation can there be for the fact that we haven't found them? Anyone who says otherwise is clearly in league with the terrorists, and is probably a Democrat.

Dear Leader has ensured the Medicare will remain solvent. Anyone who points out that he added a $400B benefit to the program and no means of funding it is clearly in league with the terrorists, and is probably running for President as a Democrat.

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