To our Canadian friends:
I've been to Canada several times. I only live about 3 hours' drive from the border. I like Montreal, and the maritimes are
very nice. And I downright envy you having the CBC to listen to on the radio. Heck, the last time we were there, our three year old wanted to stay and be adopted by some friendly Canadian. Preferably one who owned a Tim Horton's. I even like poutine!
Basically, what I'm trying to say is, we're not all like this. Really.