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The 18 Minute Gap has learned of plans to insert an amendment into the VICTORY (nee Patriot II) act which would be called the Surveillance of Arbitrarily Named Terrorist Agents clause. When reached for comment, Attorney General Ashcroft said only, "we'll know if you've been bad or good. Aaa! A calico cat! Wolfowitz told me they'd all been shipped to Guantanamo!"