Yeah, I was one of the "Boo him!" crowd when Johnny Damon returned to Fenway Park in a Yankees uniform. It wouldn't have been so bad if he'd gone anywhere else. It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't said that he couldn't imagine himself playing for the Yankees. And I would like to have one of the "Looks like Jesus – Acts like Judas – Throws like Mary" t-shirts. But at least I didn't have to go through as much as this lady: