...would be a great name for a band.
Until they appear, though, go be terrified (or fascinated, if you prefer) by the 65 different versions of Stairway to Heaven the folks at WFMU dredged up.
Great bit from the comments, originally from Terry Pratchett:
"and then go down to the docks and hire a troll and tell him to stand in the corner and if anyone else comes in and tries to play 'Pathway to Paradise', I think they said it's called......he's to pull their head off."
"What about a warning?"
"That will be the warning."
I think there's only one possible thing to say at this point.