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Sunday, April 30, 2006
Can't tell the scandals without a scorecard.
If you think that one of the big problems at the moment is that you can't say "the Republican scandal" because, well, there are so many of them, help has arrived. Nicely done, too.
Error codes? Exceptions? Huh?

I don't often talk about it, but I spent the first ten years of my career doing software development, mostly in languages so low-level that programmers today turn pale at the mere mention of their names. But I just ran across a terrific article by Damien Katz about handling errors in software. He makes the (very astute, IMO) observation that quite a lot of errors programs are "expected" to handle are things that, well, can't be handled. It's sort of the computer equivalent of running out of gas and expecting your engine to somehow "handle" the problem instead of stopping and waiting for the AAA guy to show up.

Damn. Now I want to learn Erlang.

Saturday, April 29, 2006
A Man's Home is His Castle (at least until King George)
Did you know that if you're staying in one of the FEMA trailer parks, you can't invite a journalist in to interview you without a FEMA "minder"?
Friday, April 28, 2006
What? No "Zardoz"?
Roger Ebert is a really interesting guy. Among other things, he wrote the screenplay for the Russ Meyer film, Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens. Which I've actually seen. And I really like his movie reviews. So now he's come out with his list of movies that are "the movies you just kind of figure everybody ought to have seen in order to have any sort of informed discussion about movies. They're the common cultural currency of our time, the basic cinematic texts that everyone should know, at minimum, to be somewhat 'movie-literate.'" I have no idea how long the article will be available at his site, so I'm going to reproduce the list here with an indication of which ones I've seen (the ones with the solid bullet).
  1. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) Stanley Kubrick
  2. The 400 Blows (1959) Francois Truffaut
  3. 8 1/2 (1963) Federico Fellini
  4. Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972) Werner Herzog
  5. Alien (1979) Ridley Scott
  6. All About Eve (1950) Joseph L. Mankiewicz
  7. Annie Hall (1977) Woody Allen
  8. Apocalypse Now (1979) Francis Ford Coppola
  9. Bambi (1942) Disney
  10. The Battleship Potemkin (1925) Sergei Eisenstein
  11. The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) William Wyler
  12. The Big Red One (1980) Samuel Fuller
  13. The Bicycle Thief (1949) Vittorio De Sica
  14. The Big Sleep (1946) Howard Hawks
  15. Blade Runner (1982) Ridley Scott
  16. Blowup (1966) Michelangelo Antonioni
  17. Blue Velvet (1986) David Lynch
  18. Bonnie and Clyde (1967) Arthur Penn
  19. Breathless (1959 Jean-Luc Godard
  20. Bringing Up Baby (1938) Howard Hawks
  21. Carrie (1975) Brian DePalma
  22. Casablanca (1942) Michael Curtiz
  23. Un Chien Andalou (1928) Luis Bunuel & Salvador Dali
  24. Children of Paradise (Les Enfants du Paradis) (1945) Marcel Carne
  25. Chinatown (1974) Roman Polanski
  26. Citizen Kane (1941) Orson Welles
  27. A Clockwork Orange (1971) Stanley Kubrick
  28. The Crying Game (1992) Neil Jordan
  29. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) Robert Wise
  30. Days of Heaven (1978) Terence Malick
  31. Dirty Harry (1971) Don Siegel
  32. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (1972) Luis Bunuel
  33. Do the Right Thing (1989 Spike Lee
  34. La Dolce Vita (1960) Federico Fellini
  35. Double Indemnity (1944) Billy Wilder
  36. Dr. Strangelove (1964) Stanley Kubrick
  37. Duck Soup (1933) Leo McCarey
  38. E.T. -- The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) Steven Spielberg
  39. Easy Rider (1969) Dennis Hopper
  40. The Empire Strikes Back (1980) Irvin Kershner
  41. The Exorcist (1973) William Friedkin
  42. Fargo (1995) Joel & Ethan Coen
  43. Fight Club (1999) David Fincher
  44. Frankenstein (1931) James Whale
  45. The General (1927) Buster Keaton & Clyde Bruckman
  46. The Godfather, The Godfather, Part II (1972, 1974) Francis Ford Coppola
  47. Gone With the Wind (1939) Victor Fleming
  48. GoodFellas (1990) Martin Scorsese
  49. The Graduate (1967) Mike Nichols
  50. Halloween (1978) John Carpenter
  51. A Hard Day's Night (1964) Richard Lester
  52. Intolerance (1916) D.W. Griffith
  53. It's a Gift (1934) Norman Z. McLeod
  54. It's a Wonderful Life (1946) Frank Capra
  55. Jaws (1975) Steven Spielberg
  56. The Lady Eve (1941) Preston Sturges
  57. Lawrence of Arabia (1962) David Lean
  58. M (1931) Fritz Lang
  59. Mad Max 2 / The Road Warrior (1981) George Miller
  60. The Maltese Falcon (1941) John Huston
  61. The Manchurian Candidate (1962) John Frankenheimer
  62. Metropolis (1926) Fritz Lang
  63. Modern Times (1936) Charles Chaplin
  64. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) Terry Jones & Terry Gilliam
  65. Nashville (1975) Robert Altman
  66. The Night of the Hunter (1955) Charles Laughton
  67. Night of the Living Dead (1968) George Romero
  68. North by Northwest (1959) Alfred Hitchcock
  69. Nosferatu (1922) F.W. Murnau
  70. On the Waterfront (1954) Elia Kazan
  71. Once Upon a Time in the West (1968) Sergio Leone
  72. Out of the Past (1947) Jacques Tournier
  73. Persona (1966) Ingmar Bergman
  74. Pink Flamingos (1972) John Waters
  75. Psycho (1960) Alfred Hitchcock
  76. Pulp Fiction (1994) Quentin Tarantino
  77. Rashomon (1950) Akira Kurosawa
  78. Rear Window (1954) Alfred Hitchcock
  79. Rebel Without a Cause (1955) Nicholas Ray
  80. Red River (1948) Howard Hawks
  81. Repulsion (1965) Roman Polanski
  82. The Rules of the Game (1939) Jean Renoir
  83. Scarface (1932) Howard Hawks
  84. The Scarlet Empress (1934) Josef von Sternberg
  85. Schindler's List (1993) Steven Spielberg
  86. The Searchers (1956) John Ford
  87. The Seven Samurai (1954) Akira Kurosawa
  88. Singin' in the Rain (1952) Stanley Donen & Gene Kelly
  89. Some Like It Hot (1959) Billy Wilder
  90. A Star Is Born (1954) George Cukor
  91. A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) Elia Kazan
  92. Sunset Boulevard (1950) Billy Wilder
  93. Taxi Driver (1976) Martin Scorsese
  94. The Third Man (1949) Carol Reed
  95. Tokyo Story (1953) Yasujiro Ozu
  96. Touch of Evil (1958) Orson Welles
  97. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) John Huston
  98. Trouble in Paradise (1932) Ernst Lubitsch
  99. Vertigo (1958) Alfred Hitchcock
  100. West Side Story (1961) Jerome Robbins/Robert Wise
  101. The Wild Bunch (1969) Sam Peckinpah
  102. The Wizard of Oz (1939) Victor Fleming
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Lord, heal these dents!
This is kind of different. Auto insurance aimed at churchgoers. They will waive your deductible if you're involved in an accident "while you're driving directly to or from a church service or other scheduled worship or religious activity." Most of the benefits are pretty much the usual stuff, but then there's this:
A memorial gift of $1,000 will be made to your church if your covered auto is involved in an accident that results in your death or death of household family member.
I have no idea of their prices, but it's an interesting approach.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
French fries with *what*?
Cheese curd, of course. And gravy, of a sort. If you've been to Montreal, you probably know I'm talking about poutine, food of the gods. OK, they're kind of chubby gods with somewhat clogged arteries. But if you, like me, plan to have your arteries ready to take up the load if you get osteoporosis when you get old, this is the food for you. Don't miss the reviews. I'm tempted to go to Montreal just to try the place that will serve you poutine with a slab of foie gras on top.
Slavery is such an...ugly...word....
Subcontractors of (wait for it) KBR, a Halliburton subsidiary, have been accused of violations of human-trafficking laws and other abuses in Iraq, including illegally confiscating the passports of laborers.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
New Hampshire plumbers?
The New Hampshire phone-jamming scandal looks like it may add to the things the current occupants of the White House have to worry about.
The facts, on the surface at least, are suspicious: dozens of phone calls to the White House by a man later convicted in the case; the national Republican Party agreeing to pay more than $2.5 million in legal bills; phones jammed on Election Day, not only of Democrats but of a firefighters' group, in the first U.S. congressional elections since the Sept. 11 attacks. Democrats say that disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff may even be involved.

"The calls to the White House and the relationship with White House staff are a real eye-opener and should be a cause for concern on all fronts," said Sheila Krumholz, acting executive director of the Center for Responsive Politics, a Washington- based research group. "It calls into question who the person was on the end of that telephone line."

Sinking fast...

Survey USA has put out another of their periodic 50-state polls. I decided to take a look at how much Bush's approval rating is below the vote totals he got in each state.

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Monday, April 24, 2006
32%

Latest CNN poll. When will they stop calling it "approval"?

Stupid to all fields.

Yep, that's our Attorney General. I can't figure out what is more stupid about this: the notion that it would have any significant effect on the Internet (which, someone should remind Abu Gonzalez, is worldwide), or the notion that it's even remotely compatible with the First Amendment.

$3.07 here, and you?

The folks at gasbuddy.com have a cool map indicating gas prices by county in color kind of like a USA Today-style weather map.

Another Bush accomplishment!

The war in Iraq is now costing more than Vietnam per month in constant dollars.

The invasion's "shock and awe" of high-tech laser-guided bombs, cruise missiles and stealth aircraft has long faded, but the costs of even those early months are just coming into view as the military confronts equipment repair and rebuilding costs it has avoided and procurement costs it never expected.

Huh? They "never expected" to have to repair or replace all those gadgets that were designed for use in war zones? Who are these idiots?

MPD at NRO

You know, I really hate to point to the folks at the NRO Corner, but this one (hat tip to Angry Bear is too good to pass up. KLo should really see someone about that MPD. First, she tags Ted Kennedy as a socialist for this:

The president, the president should have called the head of the oil companies into the White House and started jawboning. He should have done that a week ago. Why he doesn't do that, I do not understand. He ought to be pointing out that hard-working Americans, middle-class people, who have their sons and daughters in Iraq and in Afghanistan, that this is not a time for greed. And he ought to activate and call the Federal Trade Commission-which is basically a sleepy organization that has given an interim report in terms of price-fixing and gouging-he ought to get them off and have them working seven days a week, 24/7, to make sure that we know exactly who is price-gouging. And third, we ought to have a bipartisan effort to recapture, recapture these excessive profits that are going to the oil industry and return them to working families and middle-income families.

Wait two hours, and find her posting (with apparent approval) this from Speaker Hastert:

We respectfully request that you direct the Attorney General and the Chairman of the Federal Trade Commission to investigate any potential collusion, price-fixing or gouging in the sale or distribution of gasoline, petroleum distillates or ethanol in wholesale and retail markets. We further request that scrutiny be directed to refining, the transportation of fuel by pipelines, marine vessels and trucks, storage and marketing activities and retail practices to determine if there is any unlawful manipulation of the price of gasoline. Sweeps of retail distribution centers should be undertaken to ensure that retail price movements are in response to a change in market conditions and not price gouging. Finally, we recommend that the Federal Trade Commission examine whether spot shortages of gasoline are the result of illegal efforts to manipulate prices.
Saturday, April 22, 2006
The war on sex, Southern theater.

Those clever Republicans. They want to make it a felony to sell a vibrator in South Carolina. The law would ban sale of devices used primarily for sexual stimulation and allow police to sieze sex toys from raided businesses.

One can only wonder what sort of interesting new interrogation techniques the police are likely to come up with with that sort of raw materials.

God, save me from your followers

A wise man once said, "in any argument, there will be people on your side whom you will wish were on the other side." This is probably more true for God than for most of us. Here's the latest example.

Laura Mallory of Loganville filed an appeal last week to get the best-selling book series [Harry Potter] out of the [Gwinnett County, GA)] schools' media centers. She is an evangelical Christian who has three children at J.C. Magill Elementary School.

"I think the anti-Christian bias — it's just got to stop," Mallory said. "And if we don't say something, we'll just keep getting pushed out of the schools. And I pay taxes, too, and I think that gives me a voice to speak out about this."
...
Mallory said she has been contacted by other Christian parents who were concerned about the content of the books. On her complaint form, she suggested they be replaced by C.S. Lewis's "Chronicles of Narnia" series or Tim LaHaye's "Left Behind: the Kids" series.

She admitted that she has not read the book series partially because "they're really very long and I have four kids."

"I've put a lot of work into what I've studied and read. I think it would be hypocritical for me to read all the books, honestly. I don't agree with what's in them. I don't have to read an entire pornographic magazine to know it's obscene," Mallory said.

Sure. Christians are getting "pushed out" of schools. Just to establish that you're working from a firm base in some other reality. Once you've established that, why bother actually reading the books when you can make up your mind based on what other people are telling you about them. And replacing them with "Left Behind"? Good grief. Why not just go straight to toilet paper? At least that would have some use.

He stopped to reload in the middle.

About a year ago, a mentally disturbed Oregon man took some meth and decided to kill himself. He picked up a nailgun, pointed it at his head, and fired. Then fired som more. Stopped to reload. Kept firing until twelve 1-1/2" and 2" finishing nails were in his skull.

The next day, he went to a small hospital complaining of a headache.

Fortunately, doctors were able to remove all the nails, and the man has gotten treatment for his addiction and underlying mental illness.

Friday, April 21, 2006
Sharing the...sleaze?
My, my. Looks like Tom DeLay may be involved in the New Hampshire phone-jamming scandal as well. Makes you wonder if there was any sleaze he didn't manage to get a finger into.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
I never knew that....
My charming wife is reading this month's National Geographic, and just announced to me that the weight of all the ants in the world is about equal to the weight of all the humans. Give or take a couple of Big Macs.
Gentlemen, animate your images!
Ever wanted to know how a Stirling cycle engine worked? Never quite understood why the engine went "boing, boing, boing" but the Mazda went "hmmmm..."? Check this out. Quite a variety of animated engines. I spent a good hour with my ten year old going over all these and talking about the differences and similarities.
First the generals....
Now even Chuck Hegel says he has lost confidence in Rumsfeld. Not that that makes up for having had confidence in him in the first place, but better late than never, I suppose.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Where are we? Where are they? Huh. Who knew?
Lots of cool maps here showing distribution of various religious groups in the US. It's interesting what they left out, though. No Hindus, no Native American religious groups, no atheist/agnostics.

Here's my homies. We be everywhere.

Monday, April 17, 2006
Woof! Woof! AaaarrooooOOOooo!
OK, I admit it. I play fantasy baseball. I like fantasy baseball, provided it's something a bit better connected to the mechanism of the game than just counting RBI and saves. And I like dogs. I really like dogs. I have a Golden Retriever and a Samoyed. But I have to say that I never, ever thought of the idea of a fantasy dog show league.
Friday, April 14, 2006
Friday random ten
OK, I got a Netgear MP101 on clearance at CompUSA for $30 and I've spent most of the last month digitizing CDs. So I can put my whole CD collection on randomm play. How cool is that?

Now it's time to start on the vinyl! :-)

  1. Whip-Smart, Liz Phair
  2. I've always been a sucker for a good pop song with a great hook. If the musician is a gorgeous babe, so much the better.
  3. Paper in Fire, John Cougar Mellencamp Pierce Fenner Sacco & Vanzetti
  4. No Better Place, Fountains of Wayne
  5. See entry for Liz Phair minus the "gorgeous babe" part.
  6. My Car, Gin Blossoms
  7. Simple Pages - Weezer
  8. Be My Yoko - The Bobs
  9. Golden - Radio Nationals
  10. Tragedy and Mystery - China Crisis
  11. Did you know Walter Becker was producing these guys during the long "hiatus" of Steely Dan?
  12. And She Was - Talking Heads
  13. Bullet Proof - Goo Goo Dolls
Hm. You know, I really don't have exclusively guitar rock (and the occasional Bobs album) in my collection.
Break out the Stinking Bishop!
A village in the UK is being stalked by a "monster rabbit".

"Rabbit experts say the animal could be an escaped giant domestic rabbit. Some pet breeds can grow to more than three feet (one meter) in length." That's one honking big bunny!

Guilt by association.
Ever wonder what the next step in the abortion wars is going to be? Wonder no more, It's here. Seattle isn't the place I would have expected this to turn up, but it's pretty bizarre. Some pharmacists are refusing on "moral grounds" to fill prescriptions for antibiotics and vitamins just because they were issued from a clinic that provides a variety of services including abortions.

Look, if you're a pharmacist, it's your job to dispense legally prescribed drugs. You're not a doctor, you're not an inquisitor. It's not your job to judge people's treatment or their lives. If you don't like that, there are plenty of other jobs out there.

At this point, I'm just waiting for the first case of a Scientologist becoming a pharmacist and refusing to fill prescriptions for antidepressants.

Thursday, April 13, 2006
How much can you trust talk radio?
This much.
Last week, in America, a radio producer for a large syndicated program in the United States called me requesting that I go on the show, a show that has hosted me many times and where I’ve been referred to as, “Our man in Iraq.” But when I said Iraq is in a civil war, that same producer slammed down the phone and, in so doing, demonstrated how much he reveres truth....When the receiver slammed into the phone, the producer revealed himself naked; he was not supporting the troops, nor the Iraqis, but the President.

The right wing in the US appears to have come to believe its own press releases to the point that it believes they actually create reality. As I've said before, it's a particularly pernicious sort of lying. They don't intentionally distort the truth, they just ignore it and say whatever they want to believe.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Come to the bazaar!
Buy some secrets!
BAGRAM, Afghanistan — No more than 200 yards from the main gate of the sprawling U.S. base here, stolen computer drives containing classified military assessments of enemy targets, names of corrupt Afghan officials and descriptions of American defenses are on sale in the local bazaar.
...
A reporter recently obtained several drives at the bazaar that contained documents marked "Secret." The contents included documents that were potentially embarrassing to Pakistan, a U.S. ally, presentations that named suspected militants targeted for "kill or capture" and discussions of U.S. efforts to "remove" or "marginalize" Afghan government officials whom the military considered "problem makers."
Really. So after all the ballyhoo about the Afghan elections, we're still looking to "remove" Afghan goverment officials? What was all that talk about "letting them choose their own government" for?
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
A quandary.

OK, I'm not sure whether I think the idea that there's a feud going on between two dwarf Kiss tributed bands is actually stranger than the idea that there are two dwarf Kiss tribute bands.

Cold war nostalgia?
So the Bush administration wants to start producing nuclear weapons again. 125 per year. But hey, even if we don't really need them, we can use the budget surplus to pay for them, right? Right? Guys? Anybody?
When you're in such a hurry you could just plotz...
The two-minute Haggadah. Yes, I'm a goy. But not a boring one. I have actually been to a seder, where one of the key roles was taken by a Catholic priest, lad name of Gelfenbein. His brother is a rabbi. So I can't vouch for how accurate this is, but it matches up pretty well with what I remember.
Ah, the fate of the true believer.
People - at least those who aren't Republicans - aren't buying the Bushwa.

30% of Republicans say Bush did something wrong. 70% of independents and 85% of Democrats say Bush did something wrong. You tell me who's out of step.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...big brother?
Various governmental entities are considering using UAV (Unmanned Aerial Vehicles, aka "drones) for domestic surveillance. Hey, they're already tapping your phones, right? What's to worry about? Don't you trust the government?

Yeah, me neither.

Monday, April 10, 2006
Join the Jet Set!
What do you do with an old Lear Jet? Why, it's obvious! Take off the wings and turn it into a limo!

Looks like the knives are starting to come out....
Tossing Cheney under the bus?
A senior administration official confirmed for the first time on Sunday that President Bush had ordered the declassification of parts of a prewar intelligence report on Iraq in an effort to rebut critics who said the administration had exaggerated the nuclear threat posed by Saddam Hussein.

But the official said that Mr. Bush did not designate Vice President Dick Cheney's chief of staff, I. Lewis Libby Jr., or anyone else, to release the information to reporters.

But this really raises as many questions as it answers. How was this "effort to rebut critics" to be carried out, if not by giving information to reporters? Is "rebutting critics" really a reason we ought to be declassifying documents? Isn't Bush calling either Cheney or Libby a liar?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Friday, April 07, 2006
Let's keep that vice right here, where we can keep a good eye on it.
I think the count is now up to four Administration employees being brought up on various child pornography charges. The latest is particularly impressive; it's an IT director in the Defense Intelligence Services Agency. The charges have been dropped for the moment with no explanation, but the investigation continues. This is on top of the deputy press secretary at HSA trying to solicit (what he thought was) a 14-year-old girl in Florida, the NASA official whose computer was seized "based on information developed during a U.S. Postal Inspection Service undercover investigation of Internet trafficking in child pornography", and the other HSA official who pleaded guilty to exposing himself to a 16-year-old in a mall.

No wonder these people worry about pornography all the time. It's because they, well, worry about pornography all the time.

Why are US automakers in trouble?
The kneejerk answer is "unions", but I would remind anyone who thinks so that no one held a gun to management's head and forced them to sign the contracts. No, I think the answer is a lot more complicated than that. But IMO, one big factor is that the US automakers, by and large, make boring, lousy cars. And here's an example of how it's done at Honda. The chief engineer for the popular, strikingly different Honda Ridgeline pickup tells about how it came to be.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
This guy is my hero.
A man who identified himself as Harry Taylor rose at a forum here to tell Bush that he's never felt more ashamed of the leadership of his country.

He said Bush has asserted his right to tap phone calls without a warrant, to arrest people and hold them without charges and to revoke a woman's right to an abortion, among other things.

He was booed by the audience, but Bush interrupted and urged the audience to let Taylor finish.

"I feel like despite your rhetoric, that compassion and common sense have been left far behind during your administration," Taylor said, standing in a balcony seat and looking down at Bush on stage. "And I would hope from time to time that you have the humility and grace to be ashamed of yourself."

A headline full of promise
Signs point to federal investigators zeroing in on DeLay
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Why can't we do this?
I'm terribly afraid the real answer is "we don't want to."
For anyone interested in reducing child poverty, there was heartening bad news out of Britain last month. In 1999 the Blair government introduced an initiative to end child poverty by 2020, with an initial goal of cutting it by one-quarter by April of last year. Recently the government reported that it missed that target: The number of children in poverty dropped by "only" about 17 percent -- some 700,000 kids over the past five years.

If only we could have such problems in this country.

Since 2000 the number of American children living in poverty has risen 12 percent -- to 13 million. The initial growth was due to the economic downturn. But since then, despite the ongoing expansion, the poverty rate for children on this side of the pond keeps rising, largely because the benefits of the recovery have flowed so disproportionately to families at the top of the income scale.

via The Washington Post

Tony Blair announced a target in 1999 of eliminating child poverty in the UK by 2020. They don't claim to have all the answers, but it sure looks like they're doing better than we are.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Are you now or have you ever been...?
The NY Republican party is beyond parody at this point. Pataki thinks he has Presidential prospects. Nobody knows why. Jeanine Pirro's amazing self-destructing candidacy for Senate. Act II in her candidacy for Attorney General. The search to find somebody, anybody, willing to be the sacrificial lambs to Eliot Spitzer and Hillary Clinton. Finally dredging up "KT" MacFarland, a minor appointee in the Reagan administration, then watching her tell a gathering of Suffolk County Republicans that Hillary has helicopters flying over her house taking pictures, people photographing her apartment from across the street, and plans to corrupt her precious bodily fluids. OK, I made that last part up. She has a challenger, though; John Spencer, mayor of Yonkers. Most notable for thinking the Minutemen are pretty cool.

You'd think they'd quit while they're behind. But nooooooo. The NRCC is accusing New York Democrats of being allied with the Communist Party. Apparently someone named Elena Mora, who is apparently the chairperson of the NY state Communist Party (who knew they even still existed?), who wrote a piece for the People's Weekly World (which I've never read but suspect would give the Weekly World News a run for its money on the credibility front) saying in part,

“New Yorkers have every reason to expect a big sweep for the Democrats in November, starting with the governor’s and U.S. Senate races, on down to the state Senate.

Extremely important for the national picture are the congressional races. It looks like New York voters will contribute at least one and maybe more seats to the 15-seat change necessary to end Republican control of Congress.”

The article mentioned four Democratic candidates by name, including "Kirsten Gillenbrand [sic]", who's running against John Sweeney for the 20th district House seat. This was apparently enough for an NRCC spokesweasel to come out with this remarkable bit:
“It’s good to know Democrats can count on the support of card-carrying Communists to win over the hearts and minds of Empire State voters,” Patru said. “While it’s fitting that the party of failure and the philosophy of failure would join forces, we find these revelations quite disturbing nonetheless. New York Democrats, particularly these candidates, should tell voters whether they are now or ever have been in cahoots with Communists.”
No shame. No scruples. No sense of history or propriety.

And really. "Cahoots"? I know it's a real word, but it sounds like he's accusing them of going to a dive bar together.

Permanent targets?
via The Independent:
The Pentagon has revealed that coalition forces are spending millions of dollars establishing at least six "enduring" bases in Iraq - raising the prospect that US and UK forces could be involved in a long-term deployment in the country. It said it assumed British troops would operate one of the bases.
Is this what empire looks like?
Monday, April 03, 2006
Don't let the door hit you...
Tom DeLay is pulling out of his re-election contest. Weasel to the end, he's doing it by changing his legal residence to his condo in Virginia. I'm seeing a bunch of posts on Texas election law, and it looks to me like the question of whether the GOP can name a replacement for him on the ballot is likely to end up in the courts.

It would be a remarkable ending to an ignominious career if DeLay handed the seat to Democrat Nick Lampson on a silver platter.

Chaplains Group Opposes Prayer Order
Now there's a real "man bites dog" headline, eh? Read the article. It turns out that the group opposing the "Prayer Order" is the National Conference on Ministry to the Armed Forces, which represents over 70% of the chaplains. A mostly-evangelical minority (who probabably enhusiastically support the notions of the "ValuesVoters") are trying to get an Executive Order saying that they can pray to Jesus anytime they want. Of course, they already can pray to Jesus anytime they're conducting a worship service. So what's the problem? Well, the military is clearly being hostile to God by not allowing them to say sectarian prayers to non-worship assemblies with compulsory attendance.

You know, you just never see rabbis or imams in these kind of stories arguing that they should be able to give traditional Jewish or Islamic prayers in mixed settings. It's always the representatives of the majority religion trying to whine about how persecuted they are. As folks back home used to say, "Get down off the cross, already. We need the wood."

Sunday, April 02, 2006
Values Neutral
The folks at ValuesVoter.org have quite the little manifesto going. There are a few things in it that pretty much nobody could disagree with, but that's just the nougat that holds the really nutty bits together. For example:
[M]oved by our faith in God and this republican creed we join together now to defend representative self-government against the greatest assault it has ever faced.
You think they're talking about the President lying the country into war and basically claiming to be above the law? Not a chance, pilgrim.
We have thrice led our Allies to victory against foes that enacted the worst possibilities of human depravity.
Um...thrice? What on earth are they talking about?
Under the guise of scientific knowledge, and a fallacious separation of religion from public life, they have thrown off the yoke of reason, and denied our sovereign right to acknowledge, as a people, the existence and authority of the Creator.
Eeeeaaaarrriiight. It's such a relief that we don't see churches everywhere we go, and that we finally made it illegal for anybody in government to end speeches with "God Bless America".
[I]n consequence of this power-grab, and the false claim that makes it possible, the Courts have purported to forbid prayer and other religious elements in government funded schools, activities and projects authorized by the people;
Now, see, this is just what we in the trade call a "flat lie". You'd think that people who are all about the religion thing would take that bit about "not bearing false witness" more seriously.
[T]hey are attempting to deny the sovereign right of the people as a whole to define the public standard of marriage in accordance with their moral beliefs and practices;
Yeah! Can't let our white women marry black men! That would be immoral! And nobody wants it to happen! (The previous statement fell through a time warp from 1961. Fits, though.)

And they have an ambitious program of legislation they'd like to see put in place.

Pretty impressive, huh? I really wonder what on earth they mean by "ordering taxpayers to pay lawyers who seek to erode our national relationship with God", though. For that matter, I wonder what "our national relationship with God" is. They apparently think we're the Nation of Israel or something. Only without the gefilte fish.

It's an impressive document. They've pulled in bits from all sorts of sources including Winston Churchill, which is particularly funny given that one of the things they're railing about is the USSC giving any consideration to foreign laws. I don't know if I've ever seen so much concentrated wrongheaded thinking in one place.

Don't forget, though: these are the people who, in large part, brought us two terms of George W. Bush. Laugh at them, yes, but don't just laugh at them.

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